Technology is amazing

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn) 03/09/2016 at 10:45 • Filed to: None

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And I will never understand it.

Tekamul > ttyymmnn 03/09/2016 at 10:50

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When I was little, I thought our toaster was broken because it didn’t shoot the toast 2 feet up into the air like it always does in the comics and cartoons.

I expect my toast launcher will arrive along with my jetpack and flying car any day now.

ttyymmnn > Tekamul 03/09/2016 at 10:52

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There’s probably a toast ejection mod you could install.

Tekamul > ttyymmnn 03/09/2016 at 10:54

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Yeah, but it’ll never stick the landing

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn 03/09/2016 at 10:58

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TheRealBicycleBuck > Tekamul 03/09/2016 at 11:03

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Perhaps if you butter the bread before toasting? It should land butter side down every time, right?

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn 03/09/2016 at 11:05

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ttyymmnn > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/09/2016 at 11:06

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Perfect.

Tekamul > TheRealBicycleBuck 03/09/2016 at 11:11

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EVERY TIME

Not the ‘stick’ I was hoping for, though.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn 03/09/2016 at 11:13

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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > ttyymmnn 03/09/2016 at 11:13

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The ultimate breakfast machine. And he didn’t eat a damn thing...